Wisdom from a Carrot

Meeting the HSE

Manure Curley Carrot-Top

It is a

Bunny

old World

Playing the dumb carrot

Ms. Curley Carrot-Top has this definition of playing the dumb carrot – by example lies therein the truth of ‘playing the dumb carrot:

‘what do they mean by ‘ongoing physiotherapy?

Curley Carrot-Top is not fooled – so tries to offer assistance in the task of understanding.

From FACEBOOK

to HSE

Respondents to this question have answered the following:

Regular

Consistent

Long term

Should mean it is happening

Webster Dictionary: continuing to exist, happen or progress. Continuing without reaching an end.
Continuous, ongoing and regularly

Continuous. Frequent. Repeated.

· Oxford dictionary definition: Continuing; still in progress. Eg ‘This consultation remains ongoing and as a result, no date has been set for closure.’

SYNONYMS (oxford dictionary)

in progress, under way, going on, continuing, happening, occurring, taking place, proceeding, being done, being worked on, being performed, current, extant, existing, existent, progressing, advancing, evolving, growing, developing

Misunderstanding can get in the way….

stamp

stuck

here

(irish)

Postcard from ‘Sunnyside Up’

Dear Mammi, . Ms Carrot

Wish you were here. . c/0 CHO6

The sun is bursting . Dublin

Bright in the skies . code unsure

Burning me to a . (try the

Frizzle. I left the . postman-

Lotion in the bath- . very

Room. Guess there . reliable)

Is no point in .

Sending it on. .

You wont recognise .

Me when you see me .

Me skin hurts, I may .

Need you.

Love Curley

stamp

stuck

here

(irish)

A postcard from ‘Sunnyside Up’

Dear Mammi, .

Its pissing out of . Ms Carrot

The heavens, stayed . c/o CHO6

Indoors, goose bumps. Dublin

Like the measles. . (I know the

need your soup. . area code

Second thoughts – . but too cold

Maybe not. . to think (so,

Ask local

Love Curley postman

(they know

everything).

HSE Logo

here

Dear Mr. Minister for Health (Teachta Dala),

Them twins are getting a ‘skilled professional service.’

This is the definitive version.

And if you believe that – you will believe anything.

Yours sincerely

Acting head of Disability

Area CHO 6

(‘acting head,’ secunded from Mental Health – the real one is on pregnancy leave. Rest assured, she has paid her stamps and is full of entitlement).

The manure bunny trap = venus fly trap

There has to be song in this one, if there was it goes something like this, (goltrai), I do believe.

John Steinbeck once wrote that "they're a dark people with a gift for suffering way past their deserving", about the Irish. I couldn't help but agree with him on this quote.

John Steinbeck, who be the Derk People? Is it the HSE or the suffering?

Manure Curly Tops Carrot’ will explain the Dark side of the dark people who inflict suffering way past OUR deserving.

‘Barney McKenna - I wish I had someone to love me

Christy Moore – Natives

"For all of our languages, we can't communicate"

This is for the education of the Minister for Health and the DG of the HSE, it clearly is needed in spades.

Emphasis is on the spade or the shovel digging for this.

(shovel is drawn here and a spade for comparison)

Fake news

by Manure Curley Carrot-Top:

the Irish meaning of:

10th Anniversary of the adoption of CRPD: 2006 to 2016

The Convention follows decades of work by the United Nations to change attitudes and approaches to persons with disabilities. It takes to a new height the movement from viewing persons with disabilities as “objects” of charity, medical treatment and social protection towards viewing persons with disabilities as “subjects” with rights, who are capable of claiming those rights and making decisions for their lives based on their free and informed consent as well as being active members of society.

The Convention is intended as a human rights instrument with an explicit, social development dimension. It adopts a broad categorization of persons with disabilities and reaffirms that all persons with all types of disabilities must enjoy all human rights and fundamental freedoms. It clarifies and qualifies how all categories of rights apply to persons with disabilities and identifies areas where adaptations have to be made for persons with disabilities to effectively exercise their rights and areas where their rights have been violated, and where protection of rights must be reinforced.

AN ROINN DLÍ AGUS CIRT AGUS COMHIONANNAIS
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE AND EQUALITY

Down with that carrot says the Minister with ‘special’ responsibility for those (in Ireland) with a disability.

E.g. In other words, plain (Irish) speak “Fuck THAT!”

HSE

Safeguarding Vulnerable Adults

All adults have the right to be safe and to live a life free from abuse. All persons are entitled to this right, regardless of their circumstances. It is the responsibility of all service providers, statutory and non-statutory, to ensure that, service users are treated with respect and dignity, have their welfare promoted and receive support in an environment in which every effort is made to promote welfare and to prevent abuse.” ‘Safeguarding Vulnerable Persons at Risk of Abuse – National Policy and Procedures’.

In December 2014, the HSE launched its safeguarding policy for older persons or persons with a disability that, as a result of physical or intellectual impairment, may be at risk of abuse.

The “Safeguarding Vulnerable Persons at Risk of Abuse - National Policy and Procedures”, which applies to all HSE and HSE funded services, outlines a number of principles to promote the welfare of vulnerable people and safeguard them from abuse. These include a requirement that all services must have a publicly declared “No Tolerance” approach to any form of abuse and must promote a culture which supports this ethos.

Down with that carrot says:

(HSE logo here)

(HSE Logo

Here)

The Director General of the HSE and Mr.Pat Healy

In other words, plain (Irish) speak “Fuck THAT!” add HSE Logo here please!

“A Strategy for Equality”

The Report of the Commission on the Status of People with Disabilities

“We, as people with disabilities, are shouldering our responsibility to ensure that disabled people are “included” as full citizens in Ireland. It is now time that everyone else joins this process, so that we can all live and participate together as equal members of society”.

This Report is an equality strategy which will, if implemented, set about removing the barriers which stand in the way of people with disabilities who want to live full and fulfilled lives. It will also benefit greatly the parents and carers of people with disabilities. The Commission’s strategy involves legislative solutions, proposals for new policy initiatives and new structures for delivery of equality services within a framework of rights, not charity. The Commission has developed a model of service which places the user of those services at the centre of the process of service delivery, from the planning stage right through to implementation.

So says my friend Paddy Doyle on his website

In other words, plain (Irish) speak “Fuck THAT!” consider a HSE logo here too please.

Social Care

(the reality of “sunny side up)?”

The Social Care Division was established to support ongoing service requirements of older people and people with disabilities. It is a fundamental step in moving forward with the design and implementation of models of care across both these Care Groups to support and maintain people to live at home or in their own community and to promote their independence and lifestyle choice in as far as possible.

National Director Social Care: Pat Healy
Ph: 01 635 2308
Email: socialcare@hse.ie

Social Care encompases

Disability

Older Persons

Nursing Home Support Scheme

In other words, plain (Irish) speak “Fuck THAT!” Logo of the HSE may be added here.